Monday, September 4, 2017
A GIRAFFE AND A HALF
If you had a giraffe and he stretched another half … you would have a giraffe and a half. And if you glued a rose to the tip of his nose … And … if he put on a shoe and then stepped in some glue … And if he used a chair to comb his hair … And so it goes until … but that would be telling. Children will be kept in stitches until the very end, when the situation is resolved in the most riotous way possible.
Friday, September 1, 2017
SICK SIMON BY DAN KRALL
Simon is going to have the best week ever. Who
cares if he has a cold? And sneezes everywhere,
and coughs on everyone, and touches everything?
Germs call him a hero! Everyone else calls him... Sick
Simon. When will it end? How far will he go? Will the
germs take over? Or can Sick Simon change his
ways?
